Author Archives: Ninja Café

To all Ninja Café Followers

To all the millions and trillions and ninjillions (nine) of Ninja Café followers. First of all, thanks so much for following us. That’s super great of you. And if it’s not too much trouble, please continue to follow us at … Continue reading

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We’re Moving!

Good news ninja and non-ninja friends! Ninja Café is moving! So pack your ninja sack, clean your katanas, nab? your ninja stars, secure your sais, and do all the other ninja things that ninjas do, and ninja on over to … Continue reading

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Five-Second Rule

Let’s Ninja! Well, you know the rule!

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Yay We’re Cancelled!

Let’s Ninja! Because everyone always loves everything after it’s cancelled. Firefly, Futurama, …other. So it’s OK that nobody’s reading this now. I’m onto your plan. Wink face. I need to learn how to emoticon. SPOILERS! We’re not really cancelled. Not … Continue reading

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This Ninja’s Bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Let’s Ninja! Bananas and Aquaman, what else could go wrong? Noun-Man! Now that’s a superhero. Adjective-Girl ain’t so bad either. Verb-Boy however, what a jerkhole!

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