Howdy, ninja folks! Do you have a ninja (question) you’d like to ninja (ask) Bob or Nedward (or Zach or Sebastian)? Ninja (click) the link below and you’ll magically* be ninjared (sent) to Ninja Café’s Tumblr page where Bob and Nedward are impatiently ninjaring (waiting) to ninja (answer) your ninjas (questions).
http://ninjacafe.tumblr.com/ask
*It’s not magic, apparently.**
**Or is it?***
***No, it isn’t. Or so they’d like us to believe. But we won’t believe, because we know the truth. And we’re gonna tell everybody and there’s nothing the can do to stop us. We will never be censo–****
****We’ve been censored. There’s nothing to see here, move along.
Ninja Café 